I didn't know a woman could be so beautiful
-- George

#QueenCharlotte

Whose hand is this?
-- Picard

#StarTrekPicard

But when you wake up, the dreams are gone and the world is still real
-- Adele

Now it's clean
-- Mathilda

I believe I left you tied up in my room.
-- Scorpia

You want to be my sandwich?
-- Helena

Keep provoking them and we'll never get any mangoes.
-- Pupok

I enjoy the women in this house
-- Count Dracula

Lidl in Oxford?!
-- Saleem

If he's not your boyfriend, then why is he making you this miserable?
-- Mrs Haider

It's one thing to lie about your sexuality, it's quite another to lie about dinner
-- Naveed

Look at you, my little death trap!
-- Gomez

"Garif, I have seen the system files!"
-- Nefred

It is not nearly as fun as I had anticipated
-- Wednesday

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I can read my viewer comments without bursting into tears!

"Honestly, I look at you and I don't know if you need a cuddle or an exorcism"

How romantic it must be to get imprisoned in a castle and made to squeeze out heirs

"Please sit, my bubble-wrapped child"

"Do I look like someone who can't see himself in a mirror?"

A new apron? Joy.

Why are you whooping? This isn't a time for whooping!

Take me to the turkey

I hope this doesn't affect my virginity

I'm going to embrace the cliché

I think we just vanquished our sister

I don't have a permit for this kind of party

I fell asleep, woke up, and suddenly it's Thursday

We're witches, dear. We can do anything.

Please don't be kind to me

One mistake at a time

"I mean, anyone would think that a vagina was an invisibility cloak."

Have at it, little blue dudes

It's not so hard when you realise British is merely saying what you don't mean to avoid talking about your feelings

No ghost in history has ever been treated in this manner!
-- Sir Simon

I took way too long to tell somebody that I liked them and then the universe ended
-- Dan

Nothing we can't handle with a good potion
-- Paige

Women were so underwritten in early musicals.
-- Melissa

There's no emoticon to express the tragedy of her fashion choices
-- Pia