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"We value your privacy" they always say. It's just never followed by an offer indicating just how much they value it.


Look, does anyone want to just buy all of my data? Rather than going through all this rigmarole, spending billions on AI, looking for ways to catch me out or circumvent Data Protection laws. It's probably all out there anyway. Just shut down all of your expensive projects, slip me a couple of million pounds and I'll tell you anything you want to know. It'll save you a fortune. Straight from the source. Locally sourced, organic and artisanal data. Fairtrade data.

in reply to Gidi Kroon

"we value your privacy" is followed by "this is how we are going to violate your privacy"