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Hey Science, I need a tube in my kitchen so I can shout "butter, you dickhead" into it and I'll hear that two days ago when I'm standing in the middle of the supermarket thinking "what was I out of again?"
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Mike, First of his Name
Mike, First of his Name
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Stop pissing about with the Moon. Nobody gives a shit about grey rocks. They taste awful.
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Kirsty
Kirsty
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note on your phone?
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Mike, First of his Name
Mike, First of his Name
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@Kirsty my phone only shows me things I put there in the past, it's shit. Apple probably sells time phones, but I bet the subscription costs heaps.
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